2010 · Snowboard Capita Black Death Compare Save Story In the year 2000, skulls on a snowboard graphic bordered on lame for anyone with an inkling of originality. The aesthetic reigned as a wretched plague marginalizing our creative culture. There were truly no parameters for its presentation or escape from its meaningless image. We were frothy mouthed and sick. Physically tired I can tell ...
2010 · Snowboard Capita Charlie Slasher Compare Save Story NO FRIENDS ON POW DAYS. Why is it that all the powder boards on the market have lame graphics and wack shapes? Let’s ask ourselves, “Do we get stoked to see a penis shaped tip on our board?” What about a little 180 ollie for some fakie pow turns just in time to get mauled by that split tail? Do you really want to wiggle y...
2010 · Snowboard Capita Horrorscope Compare Save Story Through the Horrorscope we peer into the cesspit of creative stagnation and general malaise that has plagued our world. An abomination abandoned at birth, crawling for breath, we find this newborn slithering painfully to the top of the pile. Nature always has an answer. And from the belly of desolation will we always find evolution. ...
2010 · Snowboard Capita Indoor Survival Compare Save Story In this world, fear cuts deeper than a sword. But on the Isle of the Damned, fear cuts like a 16 foot tall blender filled to the brim with peyote, nightshade and hawaiian baby woodrose. You try to stay afloat but the rusty, chest high blades whirl and pull you under. They spin not fast enough to slice you cleanly and mercifully, but ...
2010 · Snowboard Capita Mid Life Compare Save Story What happens to the ones you love when they die? Do you believe that a higher power exists to save our souls? Is being a good person and having faith enough for salvation? Everyone needs something to hold on to… what is it that you believe in? – Tj Schneider Creation Theory The Mid Life Photo series provide...
2010 · Snowboard Capita Midnight Compare Save Story We try over and over again, bloody knees and tears. Eventually something clicks. Our hearts glow and we know exactly what to do to make things right. Creation Theory Light, strong, and easy to ride through variable terrain, these boards were engineered for women who know how to ride but don’t want a board that...
2010 · Snowboard Capita Mini Killers Compare Save Story The Mini Killers slay dragons and other fun stuff like park jumps, bumps, boxes, and freestyle terrain for smaller riders. These boards are light, snappy, and soft. They’re everything you’ve come to expect from a CAPiTA in a simplified, scaled down version.
2010 · Snowboard Capita Quiver Killers Compare Save Story In a time of chaos, a pantheon rose from the deep abyss. Blackened sorcerers summoned creatures from parallel worlds as grisly warriors stalked the peaks above. Mortals faced fatigue, famine, and mountainsides insurmountable without the weaponry of warlocks. Those weapons cut deep through the frozen slopes and slashed snow into the loin cloth...
2010 · Snowboard Capita Saturnia Compare Save Story From bouts with desperate love and desires beyond reach, we are familiar with the ways of a heavy heart. We’ve longed for change, and made a discovery. The willful retreat into an abstract immersion of youth can lead to happier times. Nothing but new wave, animal print, school supplies, culture clubs, mall jobs, and dreamy dates e...
2010 · Snowboard Capita Space Metal Fantasy Compare Save Story Before the Doom of Ayreon fell upon Bal Sagoth, there was The Last Dance of the Unicorn in the Final Summer. It was from that dance the Universal Migrator was finally roused from its millenia long slumber and thus hope was borne upon its flight. Godspeed you Atlantis Ascendant for the Doom is at your back and only the skull catacomb ...
2010 · Snowboard Capita Stairmaster Compare Save Story Through remote viewing, time travel, and a solid understanding of the new fundamental physics I have created, I have made many new discoveries. In three dimensional time we are all subconsciously becoming who we despise. Life is a cosmic train wreck none of us can keep our eyes off of. We are finally catching up to every second of the past we...
2010 · Snowboard Capita Stairmaster Compare Save Story Whispered words, secret handshakes, metaphors, jargon, signals, and ciphers. The world is encrypted. Sometimes we are the insiders, the outsiders, or the inbetweeners. Behind every sign is an unspoken truth. Be a part of or be apart. A wink, a nod, a knowing smile. Creation Theory The Stairmaster origi...
2010 · Snowboard Capita The Green Machine Compare Save Story At CAPiTA, we like trees. We even hug them from time to time and spent the last year of our lives building a planet earth loving, environmentally conscious snowboard. However, as sincere as our approach was to alternative materials, we didn’t want to make a cliché laden eco-board for the stony bros. You know, the one with typical direction...
2010 · Snowboard Capita Ultra Fear Compare Save Story I am the hunger that consumes all light. I am the metaphor for all that is naught. I am the sum of all your fears. I am the ULTRAFEAR. Creation Theory The ULTRAFEAR FK are ultra limited edition. They weren’t in our catalog and we didn’t have them at trade shows. They’re a late release model geared toward a...
